{"id":16685,"date":"2012-04-16T04:18:56","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T08:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/que-viene-la-cigueena\/"},"modified":"2012-04-16T04:18:56","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T08:18:56","slug":"que-viene-la-cigueena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/que-viene-la-cigueena\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE ONLINE: Lo trae la cig\u00fce\u00f1a !!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16684\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/que-viene-la-cigueena\/sosua_images_ciguena\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"240,320\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sosua_images_CIGUENA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA.jpg\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-16684\" style=\"float: left;\" alt=\"CIGUENA\" src=\"http:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA.jpg 240w, https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/>Son tres cig\u00fce\u00f1as que van a salir para entregar a las futuras madres sus reto\u00f1os, y en eso que una pregunta:<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfA t\u00ed a d\u00f3nde te ha tocado ir?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yo voy a casa de la se\u00f1ora P\u00e9rez, una madre excelente, que ya tiene dos ni\u00f1os y este ser\u00e1 el tercero.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfY t\u00fa?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yo voy a casa de los Garc\u00eda, este ser\u00e1 su primer hijo &#8211; contesta la segunda cigue\u00f1a.<\/p>\n<p>La tercera cig\u00fce\u00f1a segu\u00eda callada y al final las otras dos le preguntan su destino:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yo voy a casa de la se\u00f1orita G\u00f3mez.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00bfLa se\u00f1orita G\u00f3mez? &#8211; dicen las otras dos sorprendidas &#8211; Pero, si es soltera y no tiene novio, \u00bfqu\u00e9 le llevas?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nada, pero le dar\u00e9 un buen susto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Son tres cig\u00fce\u00f1as que van a salir para entregar a las futuras madres sus reto\u00f1os, y en eso que una pregunta:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":16684,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actualidad"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sosua_images_CIGUENA.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16685\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sosuaonline.net\/inicio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}